"Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
— My mum - everybodysgotadarkside97 (via seedy)
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)